Petr Šourek Chuck Norris. Udinga ukubhala okwengeziwe? Lesi senzakalo seminyaka embalwa edlule, okuxoxwa ngaso izinganekwane eziningi kangaka ukuthi zingagcwalisa izincwadi eziningana, siye sakhanga mhlawumbe umhlaba wonke. Futhi abantu bayazijabulisa. Ngakho-ke, akumangazi ukuthi lesi simo sesifikile kuma-iDevices ethu athandekayo.
Sekudlule ulwesihlanu kudlalwa U-Chuck Norris: Letha Ubuhlungu! eshicilelwe yinkampani Ludigames, kuvikelwe ngu-Gameloft. Noma kunjalo, ngiyidlalile kuphela manje, lapho i-Czech Republic icwiliswa ku-Chuck Norris mania ngenxa ye-T-Mobile.
Ngemva kokuqala umdlalo, ingikhumbuze imisebenzi yokuqala kaChuck, ikakhulukazi amamuvi Akukho okusebenzayo, noma kunjalo, kugcwele amahlebezi ngalo mlingisi osezingeni B. Umdlalo kufanele ujabulise, kodwa uyaphumelela?
Indaba ilula kakhulu. Kuqala lapho u-Chuck Norris ezungeza umhlaba ukuze azishaye phezulu ekhanda. Ngenxa yalokho, walahlekelwa wonke amakhono akhe, kodwa wanikezwa ukuhlenga abathunjwa aphethwe "ababi". Akakwazanga, ngakho wahamba waya ehlathini ukuze asindise abantu abangenacala. Indaba ilula ngempela, kodwa iba yinkimbinkimbi ngokuhamba kwesikhathi. Angisho okuningi, kodwa kancane. Lokhu kungenziwa vele kube isibhulu esiqinile "sesikole esidala", kodwa ngandlela thize akusebenzi lapha.
Noma kancane, igeyimu iklanywe ngesitayela sokushaya okubonayo (noma ukudubula) nokukhulula abathumbi. Lokho namanje akukabi kubi kakhulu. Okubi kakhulu umdlalo wegeyimu. Yize umdlalo udlule ezinguqulweni ezingaba yisishiyagalolunye, ababhali bebengakakwazi ukushintsha izilawuli. Ngakho-ke uma ususa induku yokudlala kwesokunxele, uphelelwe inhlanhla, u-Chuck ngeke anyakaze. Ngacabanga ukuthi kungase kube ngamabomu, njengoba u-Chuck omkhulu engeke anyakaze njengoba "insizwa" ethile imtshela, kodwa-ke kungani bengayithengisa? Esinye isikhonkwane ebhokisini elicatshangelwayo lokulawula ezinye iziphambano. Ngokuvamile kuyadingeka ukusebenzisa i-accelerometer, kodwa angikwazanga ukuthola inketho yokumisa noma yikuphi. Ulele nje ugawula izitha ngokuphazima kweso sekumele uhlale phansi ngoba awusebenzisi ukutshekisela kwesokunxele nakwesokudla kodwa phezulu naphansi. Inkinobho eyodwa kuphela esetshenziswa kuwo wonke ama-tactile. Ngakho-ke, ngingathanda ukwazi ukuthi izakhiwo eziqoqwa ngu-Chuck phakathi nomdlalo zisetshenziswa kanjani.
Izinga ngalinye lakhiwe ngomgomo wokufinyelela kusuka kwesokunxele kuye kwesokudla (kuya endaweni ethile). Kwesinye isikhathi kuba nokulwa namasosha amaningi noma umphathi omkhulu wezinga, okubizwa ngokuthi "inselele", nakuba lokhu kungelona iqiniso. Umdlalo awuzange ungibuze ngobunzima, futhi uyahlekisa, ukusho kanjalo. Ukulondoloza ngokuzenzakalelayo kukhona kuwo wonke amathuba, awuphindeli emuva, ngisho noma ubulawa ibanga elide kakhulu. Inezinzuzo zayo kanye nebubi. Unqoba umphathi oyinhloko wezinga okokuqala futhi uma ekubulala, akukho okwenzekayo noma kunjalo, useduze naye (akusebenzi kuphela kumphathi wezinga). Nakuba kuyiqiniso ukuthi cishe akunakwenzeka ukufela ileveli ubude bayo obucishe bube yimizuzu emi-2-5, futhi uma wenza kanjalo, kungenxa yokulawula okubi kuphela.
Ngeke ngingene emininingwaneni eminingi mayelana nomqondo wamazinga, kodwa naphezu kweqiniso lokuthi ashiywe kwesokudla, khona-ke ungena entweni eyodwa futhi. Kuleyo mizuzu engu-2-5, uchitha cishe uhhafu womzuzu ubuka izitha ezimi phambi kwakho futhi zikhuluma zodwa. Ngithi "okuthile" ngoba amagama-ncazo kumabhamuza angaphezu kwamakhanda abo anyamalala ngokushesha kunokudla endaweni yase-Chile.
Ngokwesithombe, umdlalo uphakathi. U-Chuck ubheka ukunikezwa okuhle (ngisho naku-iPhone 4) futhi ezinye izithombe azikubi. Isibonelo, lapho ephonsa isitha ku-windshield ye-iDevice. Kodwa ngokuvamile kuphakama inkinga. Ucindezela inkinobho, uChuck wenza okuthile, kodwa awazi ukuthi yini, ngoba isikrini siyisiphithiphithi.
Ngimane ngicime umsindo ngemva kokudlala isikhashana, ngoba umculo ucishe ube sezingeni le-chip ye-AY-3-8910 ku-ZX Specter endala, kuphela eneziteshi eziningi futhi ibonakala ingenawo usawoti, ingenasici. Ayiwuvezi nhlobo umkhathi womdlalo, ayishayi njengabanye ababhulayo. Ngincoma nje ukuyivala.
Okuwukuphela kwenkinga encane isitoreji. Ngakusasa ngafuna ukuqhubeka futhi kungazelelwe ngabuyela ezingeni lokuqala esikhundleni seshumi nambili lapho ngigcine khona izolo. Angazi noma kunengqondo yini ukuphinde ngingene kulo mdlalo.
Ngeke ngivele ngigxeke. Lo mdlalo futhi unenzuzo eyodwa ebalulekile. Njengoba ngishilo ekuqaleni, izama "i-parody" u-Chuck Norris, ngakho-ke ihlanganiswe nezisho zesiNgisi mayelana nalesi sikhulu. Lezi zivela phakathi kwamazinga futhi uma ubulawa. Kodwa-ke, uma ufuna ukuthenga igeyimu ngenxa yezimemezelo, kungcono ngincome noma yiliphi ikhasi elibhekene nezimemezelo ezimayelana no-Chuck Norris.
Enye into futhi yenza umdlalo uthakazelise futhi ngicishe ngakhohlwa ukuwusho. Ungathatha isithombe sanoma ubani, ngisho nomphathi, bese ubeka isithombe ezitheni zakho, okwenza umdlalo ube yisiphazamiso esiphelele. Ngeshwa, angizange ngisizame lesi sici, angizange ngibe nesibindi.
Umdlalo ungaba muhle impela uma abathuthukisi besebenza kuzilawuli futhi bashintsha umculo kancane. Uma, naphezu kwesinqumo sami, uzizwa ufuna ukuyithenga, ungenza kanjalo ngama-euro angu-0,79 lapha.
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PS: Uma ngingabhaleli lutho u-Jablíčkár, u-Chuck Norris uzongithola futhi angijezise ngalokhu kubuyekezwa. Ekugcineni ngibone ukukhahlela kwakhe eduze hhayi nje emkhathini.
ukuthi i-PS isiphetho esihle sendatshana .. :-)
Ngiphinde ngadlala le geyimu ukuze ngiyihlole futhi ngiyithande ngempela :) impumuzo enjalo uma iqhathaniswa nemidlalo yesenzo evamile, elinganiselayo ngokuya ngezithombe nolwazi lokudlala :-D lena izokwenza uhleke :)
Yini abafana ngayo u-Chuck Norris no-T-Mobile?
Ngokwesibonelo lokhu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1E_-lVujMg
Ngiwujabulele umdlalo. UM2 ngokwakhe uwuthanda kakhulu lo mdlalo, kuyihlazo ukuthi mfishane kanje
Ngeshwa, ngikhathele imidlalo efana neFinal Fight, Double Dragon, njll., lapho ekugcineni izovumela abalingisi abasemthethweni ku-AppStore futhi "ngingakhumbula".